Looking for Vegetable Shortening in All the Wrong Places

Did you know that the only place in Auckland where you can find Crisco brand vegetable shortening is at The Den which is a sex/toy store?

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3 thoughts on “Looking for Vegetable Shortening in All the Wrong Places

    • What’s even funnier is the ghastly look on both of my American friends’ faces when they told me *where* they had to go to get their Crisco. The lady at the Den went to double bag the Crisco (for privacy), and my friend said, “Uhm, no need. I’m using it for baking. I’m not terribly ashamed of that”.

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