Not that this is a causal link, but I think I burnt my eye tonight when I was cooking chicken.
And before you think I cook chicken funny, a smattering of olive oil bubbled up, and I think a renegage drop jumped in my eyeball. My eye is now slightly red and slightly sore.
And I’ve got a motherfuckload of shite to do before I leave on Sunday, and I’m not at all motivated to do any of it.
I don’t wanna.