Weird Spam Again

I got this as a message, but the link embedded in the message was to a cheap meds site.

Flay a wolf alive and wrap his skin yet warm around you. The
Wolf was at once taken and flayed; whereon the Fox, turning to
him, said with a smile, You should have moved your master not to
ill, but to good, will.
The Dogs House

IN THE WINTERTIME, a Dog curled up in as small a space as
possible on account of the cold, determined to make himself a
house. However when the summer returned again, he lay asleep
stretched at his full length and appeared to himself to be of a
great size. Now he considered that it would be neither an easy
nor a necessary work to make himself such a house as would
accommodate him.
The Wolf and the Lion


The Best Fairytale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy “Will you marry me?”

The guy said, “No.”

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.